Mississippi ou… Minissippi?
Mississippi, or… Minissippi?

O mapa mostra os estados americanos com maior interesse em aumento peniano. O Mississippi está em primeiro lugar. Em segundo, a Louisiana; em terceiro, Virginia Ocidental; em quarto lugar, está o Kentucky e em quinto, o Havaí.

Penis Enlargement Interest by US State. Top 5 searchers of penin enlargement: Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Kentucky and Hawaii.

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Lista de Afazeres
To-Do List

LULA’S AGENDA FOR MAY 10, 2017
07:00 – Liquid crap
08:00 – Cold sweat
09:00 – Stuttering
10:00 – (Fecal & Urinary) Incontinence
11:00 – Dumping shit without control
12:00 – Changing diapers
13:00 – Nausea/vomiting
14:00 – Uncontrollable shaking
15:00 – High blood pressure
16:00 – Rivotril (benzodiazepine medication)
17:00 – Spasms
18:00 – Tachycardia
19:00 – Hospital check-in
20:00 – Defibrillator

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Bleu, Blanc, Rouge
Blue, White, Red

Uma visão politicamente incorreta, provocadora e bem humorada do resultado das eleições presidenciais francesas de 7 de maio.

A politically incorrect, provocative, humorous view of the May 7 presidential elections in France.

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François Guizot Já Dizia…
François Guizot Used to Say It…

“When politics penetrate in the Courts’ chambers, Justice leaves through some door.” (François Pierre Guillaume Guizot, 1787-1874)
“Countries whose constitutions allow politicians to hold special court privileges, while the same politicians are the ones who appoint judges for those same courts, are pigsties, madhouses legalizes as nations.” (Jose Marcio Castro Alves)

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