Estudar, Sempre!
To Learn, Always!

Today, Eike Batista has taught us the importance of higher education.
(Explaining: people with higher education (college grads, etc) get better jail cells which, incidentally, is not Eike Batista’s case because he never finished college.)

Novo! No Supermercado Mais Próximo!
New! In a Supermarket Near You!

Sadia’s traditional “Escondidinho”, made with ground beef and mashed potato, now comes flavored with Eike Batista’s toupee!

*(For our international audience, the necessary explanation for this joke: “escondidinho” means “hidden” because the ground beef is hidden underneath the mashed potatoes. Since Eike is an international fugitive… you’ve got the picture.)