E Ainda Vai Piorar…
And It’s Going to Get Worse…

Moraes (Alexandre, nominated to the Brazilian Supreme Court) and Moreira (Franco, Michel Temer’s proteg√© in the eye of a possibly criminal storm)
The two last names (Moraes Moreira) match the name of a famous Brazilian composer who has aptly written (many years ago)
“…There comes Brazil going downhill…”

E na Sala de Aula…
And in the Classroom…

Teacher: “Complete the sentence, Johnny: on Brazil’s flag, the words are “order and…”
Johnny: “Bribe!”

(For those not familiar with Brazilian Portiguese: this joke is not fully translatable, because the word “progress” on the flag has been changed to “propina” (bribe) by Johnny. Howevr, there is no English word that would match the first syllable “pro” and instead of “progress” would mean “bribe”.)