Não Demora!…It Won’t Take Long!… April 4, 2018April 4, 2018 by admin Don’t you cry, little baby. Daddy’s gonna put you in the playpen pretty soon! 00
No Brasil, Nunca é Cedo Demais…In Brazil, It’s Never Too Early… January 13, 2017 by admin …para se preparar para a aposentadoria. …to prepare for retirement. +10
A Dolorosa Transição…A Painful Transition… December 31, 2016 by admin 2016: I just wanted a nightcap… Waiter: This time you won’t get a nightcap. It’s better for you to leave soon… before you cause any more trouble. (The other one is self-explanatory.) +10
O NascimentoThe Birth December 9, 2016 by admin (Father): Aren’t you going to slap his butt, doctor? (Doctor): Noooo! All we do now is tell them they were born in Brazil, then they start to cry by themselves! +10
