•Have you tried with Gilmar Mendes?
•(TV): The United States and North Korea are one step away from the war!!!
•(Viewer): I already know the reason: one has laughed at the other’s hairdo!
In Brasilia, a flood of Odebrecht plea bargains opens up a season of terror!
•Marcelo Aguiar, a federal congressman from Sao Paulo, introduces a bill against masturbation!
•I think this guy can’t handle it very well!
(Woman): Not tonight!
(Woman): Fiscal adjustment!
(Woman): And what is your health plan?
(Man): My plan is not getting sick. I hope it works!