Just die. It will pass.
In this prank produced by SBT television network, a fake city official tries to deliver a document to a 70 year-old man in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The document read by the “official” establishes that at that age he has no more social value and thus needs to die by cremation. According to the “document”, the man must present himself in eight days to the proper officials having paid the proper cremation tax and carrying a plastic bag, wood, gasoline in order to be cremated. It is required that he does not show up intoxicated by alcohol (danger of explosion) or after eating sweet potatoes. 😉